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Christian radio, it’s so unrealistic
It leaves a taste in my mouth like an uncooked biscuit
Christian radio always comes off so glossy
And these processed prophets always sound so bossy


And I’m sure deep down they’d never ever hurt a flea
So why on earth should it bother me?

Christian radio, they’ve always got a quick solution
With thoughts as deep as the bumper-sticker paper they’re written on

And I’m sure deep down they’d never ever hurt a flea
But it’s a giant plastic holiness factory

Christian radio, the music’s got no feel
And it’s only fitting, because they don’t make God sound real

Do you ever have doubt, do you ever have fear?
Well, sorry -- there’s no place for you here:
this is Christian radio!

You gave ‘em 66 books to work with
You’d think they could do better than that
All show, no story, no pain, all glory
You didn’t live a life like that

Christian radio, you’d think they never left the churchyard
But every day isn’t Sunday, and the other 6 make faith really hard

And I’m sure deep down there’s a soul behind the soulless strumming
But will the DJs notice in time for the second coming?

Jesus is a whole lot cooler than Christian radio

©1994 Dolph Chaney (BMI)

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from Infinity Dogs (1994 / 2021 Remaster), released May 7, 2021

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Acclaimed recording artist Dolph Chaney's 2023 album MUG (his 3rd released on Big Stir Records) received rave reviews, multiple "Best of the Year" mentions and international airplay, and he is kicking off 2024 with a new line-up of his backing band The Phins and the release of MUG's latest single “Californiagain.” ... more

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